You hopeless programmer, you. They're not Amish, they're third-year humanities students, which basically means that they use computers to (a) write essays, (b) send e-mail, and (c) in some cases, play games. They use the Internet to (a) find essays to plagiarise, and (b)... not sure there is a (b), actually. It's very depressing. I suppose (b) access the course information, reluctantly, under protest. And I think I'm the dinosaur here!

I didn't need to tell them about CLAWs. They clearly have their important role-playing lives totally under control. *is miffed*.