I'll definitely tell you what I think of Torchwood, although I am uneasily aware that I might only be able to say, weakly, that I've persevered because Captain Jack's so dishy. I don't think he'd do Carrot: he has Irony, for which I am a sucker. I adore Carrot, but he doesn't do ironic.

I cannot, incidentally, believe that you are capable of putting Jack Harkness in the same comment as the word "straight".