http://veratiny.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] veratiny.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] freckles_and_doubt 2008-01-07 05:47 am (UTC)

On wimmen's apparel:

You should not fear push up bras or the pimps there of... I have long been a convert, my breasts being two rather timid fearful creatures that like to lurk somewhere in my arm pits...if they can. Push-up (and plunge bras) for me are everyday wear.

What you really need to fear is those things that look like two pieces of raw chicken...you can be done for false advertising in those!

My turn to challenge Short_Mort in under garment pimping: I have discovered a fabulous piece of women's apparel...I think it is what my grandmother would have called a step in. In one of these babies you can shave off a dress size instantly and if you should waltz the gentleman will be convinced of your commitment to the gym...because you will be firm in ways only sixteen year olds should be! My mother wore one to Buckingham Palace... I don’t think she waltzed.



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