http://extemporanea.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] extemporanea.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] freckles_and_doubt 2008-02-13 03:43 pm (UTC)

No, seriously, eat cautiously. Eating in quantities straight from the dish is likely to cause (a) sudden tipping over sideways owing to the lead weight in your stomach completely relocating your centre of balance, (b) exhaustion from the sugar crash while you're still halfway through the portion, and (c) throwing up. It's very rich. Really.

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