Now that's a scary thought. I mean, you know where you are with properly evil dogs. But only slightly evil dogs? While most of the animal would be innocently engaged in somewhat-cute, somewhat-mangy, flea-scratching, stick-chasing, tongue-lolling behaviour, you'd never know when the eevil bits would leap out and submerge you in sheer evilitude.

"The tips of their ears are lean and athirst!" It's. Just. Wrong.