We had a boat load of cute marines in town this weekend.
As I stood pondering it out of my office window my colleague declared it to be a warship. Me in a moment of accuracy exclaimed that by virtue of the fact that the ship itself, as well as all of the aircraft on board, were Vietnam era the boat had not been a warship since before I was born. I then felt somewhat smug... about my military awareness.
At which point she said: "Honey... I'm a lesbian... and that IS a warship... it has clearly declared war on our morality... the seamen out spreading venereal diseases in our town"
I felt a bit bad for the poor marines... but sort of had to concede her point.
Mmmmm... marines!
As I stood pondering it out of my office window my colleague declared it to be a warship. Me in a moment of accuracy exclaimed that by virtue of the fact that the ship itself, as well as all of the aircraft on board, were Vietnam era the boat had not been a warship since before I was born. I then felt somewhat smug... about my military awareness.
At which point she said:
"Honey... I'm a lesbian... and that IS a warship... it has clearly declared war on our morality... the seamen out spreading venereal diseases in our town"
I felt a bit bad for the poor marines... but sort of had to concede her point.