I chose "I never watch that kind of movie" as the closest option to a more accurate "I rarely watch movies". When I watch a movie on dvd approximately 37 months after you've reviewed it, I sometimes get this feeling that you might have said something about it. Once. Long ago. It was probably interesting. Even interestingly academically pretentious. I can no longer recall.

My reading of your reviews is distant and detached. Perhaps I'll see the film, later, when I'm old, but right now it's not connected to my life.