You'll get yours next year, if my arithmetic serves...

Also, Smiffs is a guilty pleasure predicated on either finding Morrrissey someone you identify with or Johnny Marr's guitar as being the epitome of rockabilly awesomeness. So while I have known a few female Smiffs fans, I can't say I have known many.

And for the record, yes, Morrissey was the first person who ever really understood me...

(see lyrics for 'Everyday is like Sunday')