Oh dear oh dear - they didn't warn you! Or, more to the point, we didn't warn you adequately, and now I'm feeling rather guilty. You HAVE to go into that movie with all critical faculties (or any other brainfunctions requiring a mental age of greater than, say, a 10 year old boy) firmly switched OFF. You went in thinking! *gasp* It must have been excruciating.
The little parasol floaty things were the enchantment