Ah, but bribery, flogging or wild horses would not persuade me to willingly submit myself to Bean in any way, shape or form. You'd have to do that Clockwork Orange thing with the pinned eyelids. I'm quite picky about the movies for which I will brave crowds in theatres, shameful disaster proclivities notwithstanding, (not the Mr. Bean kind of disaster), so the Venn diagram of "movies I will go and see" and "movies I would walk out of" fails to overlap at all.