I see your "only just seen Avatar" and raise you a "still haven't actually seen Titanic". Sheer bloody-mindedness is a virtue. I am happy that my vituperative rant caused you some enjoyment, and heartily endorse the "Cameron is a moron" sentiment.

If it's any consolation, by this stage I can almost talk about Avatar without actually gnashing my teeth - at any rate,my immediate social circle have relaxed a bit about heading me off at the pass when it's mentioned. The pain does fade, apparently ;>.