"Jesus predicted that when he returns, half, if not more of the Christian leaders will have slumped to +dangerous levels of drinking. It is now two thousand years later. How did He know that amongst the reverends there would be so many 'Tight Reverends"? Matt. 24.45.51 ... It makes you think, doesn't it?" (I reproduce the punctuation verbatim).

I very much prefer your interpretation, possibly because it's as dodgy as all get-out.