Why, sir! 'Tis a gross calumny, indeed. Would I recommend any service which was not perfectly consonant with the conduct of a gentleman, however Luddite his impulses? Twitter is as you make it. I prefer to make it into a pleasingly recondite distraction within the challenging confines of Fallen London. I hope we may meet, just as soon as I hunt down this damned absconding demon who, mayhap, will give me the connections in Hell I so badly need.