Ooh! Do you want my brand new, barely-read copy of Soulless? I started reading it, didn't care for it at all, and put it aside vaguely intending to give it away to a good home at some point. I dunno, it's not badly written, but the humour and wit just fell totally flat for me.

I can also pass on the first two books in an urban fantasy series (The Black Sun's Daughter) which I got because they're pseudonymously written by Daniel Abraham, but which are not grabbing me either. (They are entirely unlike his more traditional fantasy books, which he says is exactly what the pseudonym is for, so this is my own fault.)