Hee! I'd say you succeeded admirably, if my state of giggle is any indicator.

This isn't really my GP's fault, in fact she only actually prescribed one of the above. I think the "shake me and I'd rattle" effect is because my hapless form is the prescribing-ground of completely disconnected physicians, dentists and gynacologists in addition to the GP. All of these pills are necessary, I tell myself. And some of them aren't actually drugs.