Dear gods, what is it going to take to bury that thesis? Staked through the heart and buried at a crossroads with a contents page full of garlic? Because we can arrange that, you know. Simply say the word and we can put a team together.

I'm sorry to hear that it's lingering. I know how the wretched things take over your life and make doing anything else impossible. I was only able to finish my last one after my nice supervisor staged an intervention and forcibly reduced my teaching load, I have no idea how P even manages it with a full-time job. Also, they're notorious for wear and tear on significant others. Fortunately I never managed to coincide a significant other with a significant thesis write-up, which is in retrospect probably significant.