"Only Skyrim allows this, most accessibly with furniture, and only if you learn the console hacks and the various tricks necessary not to place barrels sideways through a wall. "

Not quite true - the home upgrade options can simply be bought from the jarl's steward, I thought.

I've also bought all the Skyrim houses and upgraded them all, although Breezehome is still the one I use most. I'm quite proud of my property empire, so it's not strictly a girl thing.

Have you installed any Skyrim abode mods? There are some really luxurious ones out there that come with every convenience installed, in abundance. Some even have showers! :-)