I've met other Milo fans in expats. Offering them Ovaltine (N.Am option) or Horlicks(UK) as malty just-add-milk choices just drives home the fact that It's Close But Not The Same(tm).

I wonder if UK schools have to deal with 'posessed' students often?

How are the bookshelves? How is your feline overlord(s?) in the new digs?