truth: so optional

I recommend to your attention the infamous White House Secrets, a recent Something Awful thread which is more digestibly repackaged by The Daily Kos here. The 'net is apparently exploding into debate about whether or not these scurrilous details about White House personal habits are actually true. The thing is that it doesn't matter. Even if they're utterly made up, the point is that they're horribly funny, enormously insulting, and cause no cognitive dissonance to contemplate, which basically tells you everything you need to know about the current American administration.