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Monday, 7 November 2022 05:50 pmOk, that's fair. If I have to get COVID, which is completely inevitable given that we are back on campus and no-one is masking, at least I can spend my week's self-isolation entertaining myself by watching Elon Musk get owned so hard on Twitter that his great-great-grandchildren are going to be flinching at birdsong, blue tick marks and the term "free speech" without realising why.
Twitter has always been a cesspool, on which isolate rafts of civility float precariously; at its best, it replicates the pleasures of the Latin epigrammatists, its format lending itself to everything that is pithy, witty and vicious. Elon's blindly self-indulgent acquisition of the platform in the name of "free speech" and the cause of billionaire flexing, appears to have neglected to consider the probable result if those qualities, particularly the last, are trained on him rather than the world at large when he inevitably screws it up, as he has done near-instantaneously and with horrible efficiency. (The parade of blue-tick celebrities "impersonating" Musk has been a sustained and delightful exercise in political, collaborative performance art.) His acquisition of the platform is an exercise in classical hubris, and there is a massive satisfaction in watching him, having chainsawed himself off at the knees in blithe arrogance, topple inexorably into financial and reputational ruin while the gods laugh. Couldn't happen to a nastier asshole. I hope it tanks Tesla. Possibly cosmic justice does, in fact, exist.
In other news, I have COVID, and am, according to the nice pharmacist who stuck swabs up my nose, "extremely infectious", the test apparently bounded so fast and so hard into "positive" that the needle, metaphorically speaking, quivered. I feel like fifteen sorts of crap, and am spending my time attempting, at intervals, to eject my own lungs by convulsion. Also, for some reason this stupid version of the bug is making me cough violently and then sneeze, equally violently, six or seven times in succession immediately afterwards, it's maddening. Apart from the brain fog being an absolutely real thing, apparently COVID makes you explode.
It's a week, is all. About the only thing I can say about it is that mercifully the COVID has hit now, instead of in two weeks' time when I am running wall-to-wall advisor and exam committee training and wading my way through enormous scads of board schedules, cursing. While there is a sort of vindictive satisfaction, not unakin to the Elon-downfall pleasure, in contemplating how hard the faculty would have to jump around to plug the gaps if COVID took me out at the truly active juncture, it's really not worth the mopping up.
Elon won't get to mop up. Elon is going to be in little itty bitty chunks, looking surprised and betrayed, on the floor. Elon is screwed.
Twitter has always been a cesspool, on which isolate rafts of civility float precariously; at its best, it replicates the pleasures of the Latin epigrammatists, its format lending itself to everything that is pithy, witty and vicious. Elon's blindly self-indulgent acquisition of the platform in the name of "free speech" and the cause of billionaire flexing, appears to have neglected to consider the probable result if those qualities, particularly the last, are trained on him rather than the world at large when he inevitably screws it up, as he has done near-instantaneously and with horrible efficiency. (The parade of blue-tick celebrities "impersonating" Musk has been a sustained and delightful exercise in political, collaborative performance art.) His acquisition of the platform is an exercise in classical hubris, and there is a massive satisfaction in watching him, having chainsawed himself off at the knees in blithe arrogance, topple inexorably into financial and reputational ruin while the gods laugh. Couldn't happen to a nastier asshole. I hope it tanks Tesla. Possibly cosmic justice does, in fact, exist.
In other news, I have COVID, and am, according to the nice pharmacist who stuck swabs up my nose, "extremely infectious", the test apparently bounded so fast and so hard into "positive" that the needle, metaphorically speaking, quivered. I feel like fifteen sorts of crap, and am spending my time attempting, at intervals, to eject my own lungs by convulsion. Also, for some reason this stupid version of the bug is making me cough violently and then sneeze, equally violently, six or seven times in succession immediately afterwards, it's maddening. Apart from the brain fog being an absolutely real thing, apparently COVID makes you explode.
It's a week, is all. About the only thing I can say about it is that mercifully the COVID has hit now, instead of in two weeks' time when I am running wall-to-wall advisor and exam committee training and wading my way through enormous scads of board schedules, cursing. While there is a sort of vindictive satisfaction, not unakin to the Elon-downfall pleasure, in contemplating how hard the faculty would have to jump around to plug the gaps if COVID took me out at the truly active juncture, it's really not worth the mopping up.
Elon won't get to mop up. Elon is going to be in little itty bitty chunks, looking surprised and betrayed, on the floor. Elon is screwed.
