bored of being board
Wednesday, 2 December 2009 10:17 amGood lord. In a completely unexpected development, my publishers just sent me a royalty statement. They've sold 196 copies of my book. I was vaguely expecting no money at all, forgetting completely that they'd bypassed the hardback entirely (I would have seen no royalties for the first 500 copies) and gone straight to paperback, where I get 6% of net for all copies sold. This means they owe me slightly in excess of US$250. I'm... a bit weirded out, actually. The one thing I never expected from this academic writing gig was to make any money.
In other news, it's end-of-year, which means board schedule checking, ritual hiss spit. Normally I get to spend my weekend going through a 1.5cm-thick wodge of printouts to lovingly count each student's course totals, manually, and code them accordingly. However, last week it was revealed that this year's schedule requires the board schedules to be checked by Thursday's meeting when they're only produced on Tuesday, leaving us one day for checking. Having, in an unguarded moment, had a small but perfectly formed hissy fit at this discovery, I have won the right to stay at home today. This is mostly because results came out on Monday and there's no way in hell I'll get through all that checking what with the continual string of wounded, devastated students whose lives have ended because they've failed something. Therefore, board schedule checking with mitigating factors of own home, own snacks, comforting feline presence, ability to oversee the new gardener on his first day. On the downside, am not going to be on Teh Internets all day. Sigh. Don't break it while I'm out.
In other news, it's end-of-year, which means board schedule checking, ritual hiss spit. Normally I get to spend my weekend going through a 1.5cm-thick wodge of printouts to lovingly count each student's course totals, manually, and code them accordingly. However, last week it was revealed that this year's schedule requires the board schedules to be checked by Thursday's meeting when they're only produced on Tuesday, leaving us one day for checking. Having, in an unguarded moment, had a small but perfectly formed hissy fit at this discovery, I have won the right to stay at home today. This is mostly because results came out on Monday and there's no way in hell I'll get through all that checking what with the continual string of wounded, devastated students whose lives have ended because they've failed something. Therefore, board schedule checking with mitigating factors of own home, own snacks, comforting feline presence, ability to oversee the new gardener on his first day. On the downside, am not going to be on Teh Internets all day. Sigh. Don't break it while I'm out.