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Ok, that's fair. If I have to get COVID, which is completely inevitable given that we are back on campus and no-one is masking, at least I can spend my week's self-isolation entertaining myself by watching Elon Musk get owned so hard on Twitter that his great-great-grandchildren are going to be flinching at birdsong, blue tick marks and the term "free speech" without realising why.

Twitter has always been a cesspool, on which isolate rafts of civility float precariously; at its best, it replicates the pleasures of the Latin epigrammatists, its format lending itself to everything that is pithy, witty and vicious. Elon's blindly self-indulgent acquisition of the platform in the name of "free speech" and the cause of billionaire flexing, appears to have neglected to consider the probable result if those qualities, particularly the last, are trained on him rather than the world at large when he inevitably screws it up, as he has done near-instantaneously and with horrible efficiency. (The parade of blue-tick celebrities "impersonating" Musk has been a sustained and delightful exercise in political, collaborative performance art.) His acquisition of the platform is an exercise in classical hubris, and there is a massive satisfaction in watching him, having chainsawed himself off at the knees in blithe arrogance, topple inexorably into financial and reputational ruin while the gods laugh. Couldn't happen to a nastier asshole. I hope it tanks Tesla. Possibly cosmic justice does, in fact, exist.

In other news, I have COVID, and am, according to the nice pharmacist who stuck swabs up my nose, "extremely infectious", the test apparently bounded so fast and so hard into "positive" that the needle, metaphorically speaking, quivered. I feel like fifteen sorts of crap, and am spending my time attempting, at intervals, to eject my own lungs by convulsion. Also, for some reason this stupid version of the bug is making me cough violently and then sneeze, equally violently, six or seven times in succession immediately afterwards, it's maddening. Apart from the brain fog being an absolutely real thing, apparently COVID makes you explode.

It's a week, is all. About the only thing I can say about it is that mercifully the COVID has hit now, instead of in two weeks' time when I am running wall-to-wall advisor and exam committee training and wading my way through enormous scads of board schedules, cursing. While there is a sort of vindictive satisfaction, not unakin to the Elon-downfall pleasure, in contemplating how hard the faculty would have to jump around to plug the gaps if COVID took me out at the truly active juncture, it's really not worth the mopping up.

Elon won't get to mop up. Elon is going to be in little itty bitty chunks, looking surprised and betrayed, on the floor. Elon is screwed.
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you know, I think that epic month-long 'flu may, in retrospect, actually have been COVID, because I am still not right - still coughing, phlegmy, tired, tending to throw out random medical wossnames to no fixed pattern. (Second breast abscess in a year! wtf? why the hell should my Truly Weird Boobs spontaneously generate deep-seated abscesses to no fixed pattern or purpose, by way of Interesting Addition to their existing tendencies to fibroids, cysts and Generalised Bra Loathing? the abscesses hurt like hell and make me feel like death, and the necessary 10-day antibiotic course to suppress them makes me feel only marginally less like curling up into a ball like a woodlouse and trying to hibernate for a decade or two. And then a UTI. Yay.)

And, of course, I don't know if the epic month-long 'flu was actually COVID or not because at the time, I couldn't find a COVID testing centre, and the doctor more or less shrugged and told me to self-isolate for ten days just in case. This country has, for reasons best known to itself but probably not unrelated to our very large segment of population living near the poverty level, proliferated COVID testing centres rather than making self-administered COVID tests freely available. Which is all fine and well, there was a drive-through testing station on Main Road a minute away from my house for two years, except of course we lifted lockdown and mask mandates about three weeks before my 'flu hit (which, suspicious timing, anyway), and the testing centres all folded their tents in the night and stole away. I have subsequently discovered, way after the fact, that my local pharmacist will still administer a COVID test on request, but nobody seems to sell them.

It's Schroedinger's Pandemic again. Although it's still around, we are studiously all looking in the other direction and going "la la la", so it's not really happening. Which I know is really a function of relatively high vaccination levels and a reasonable degree of exposure immunity, and most people who catch it are vaccinated and don't get it seriously, but still, it feels very laissez faire. (My mum informs me that the husband of a school friend caught it, spent six weeks in a coma and died earlier this year, so it's definitely still out there, but he was for no adequately defined reason not actually vaccinated, which seems mad under the circs).

Anyway. One result of lockdown for two years has been that I didn't use any of my medical leave allocation at all for that period. I've used ten days of it in the last month and a half. I am surprised to find myself thinking of lockdown with frankly wistful nostalgia - it seems to be better for my physical health as well as mental. But apparently in later life I am regressing to Princess in Tower mode. Despite the potentially significant fact that I have been randomly growing my hair long again, I shall resolutely ignore any potential princes.

mutant enemy

Monday, 29 November 2021 08:55 am
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oh gods we have a new COVID variant, and various apparently science-heavy sources, including this one seem to suggest that its jolly little spike proteins have mutated madly enough that current vaccines may not, in fact, slow it down any. Which is creating a horrible, leaden, despairing sense of déja vu: the advice quoted in that article is "go back to March 2020 precautions". I was enjoying the sense of comparative safety in being fully vaccinated: I had my hair cut, and had plans for importing a gardener and a plumber for necessary operations. This is horrible. And I am wincingly aware that it's putting SA in the news in an extremely negative sense.

I'm staggering around a little exhausted today because I was, weirdly enough, participating in a "women in fairy tales" panel as part of a UK-based online storytelling event until about 10.30 last night, which had me both stressed and buzzed enough that I didn't come down enough to actually sleep until nearly midnight. I have done absolutely no research or teaching for two years, since the exigencies of running faculty remote processes take up my time and energy to the exclusion of all else; it was lovely to dip my toe in the water again. The weird upsides of COVID and everything being online being what they are, the panel included speakers from the US and UK as well as me, and the audience was all over the world. Apparently the US was sunny, Cape Town has been unseasonably rainy for a few days, and the UK was locked in a snowstorm, so go global warming. But I found myself apologising, in the greenroom before we started, for SA's latest unhappy contribution to the current catastrophe. Could have done without that, really.
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Oh thank fuck, that was The Pivotal Point. The moment, in this whole registration/orientation clusterfuck, where I have created and made accessible pretty much everything that will allow both registration and orientation to function, at least after a fashion. Guidelines are written and uploaded to a shared drive, people are recruited and trained, websites are poised to go live and have lots of people with access to them, troubles of various sorts have been shot, the whole shaky edifice has rumbled into motion and is tottering onward. If I am eaten by the cats tomorrow, or abducted by aliens, or succumb suddenly to COVID, the processes will be less efficient, and a number of people, some of whom deserve it, will have to work a lot harder to compensate, but the whole thing shouldn't fall over.

If I do suddenly disappear, incidentally, you will be able to tell it's the alien abduction from the absence not only of me but of the cats, the computers and my book collection, and also probably from the fallen placard in the back garden, the one lying forlornly amid the scorch marks on the astroturf, and reading, in Plaintive Italic, "TAKE ME AWAY FROM ALL THIS". You can imagine me waving to Perseverance and Ingenuity as we cruise past Mars, because Perseverance's adventures are making me very, very happy. (Tracy, sorry, I owe you a WhatsApp, I keep getting sidetracked by crises).

My subject line is from XKCD's Death Star theory of viral immunisation, which is an absolutely beautiful act of symbolic conflation and possibly my favourite thing to happen this year so far. (Also, the Star Wars narrative has a particular and horrible application to my twin Death Stars of registration and orientation: I kill one, then simply have to start from scratch and kill the other). If the aliens don't, in fact, abduct my willing self, and this benighted country ever gets it together to vaccinate me, every time I wander incautiously into public spaces I will fondly imagine hordes of tiny X-wings going "AAAAAAAAAAA!" and scrambling in droves to battle incoming evil.
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  • No matter how organised you are and how much forethought and planning you show, the bulk of your time will be spent waiting for other people to do their necessary bit.
    • Corollary: my Cherished Institution is a particularly slow and inefficient bureaucracy with, at present, really poor leadership, I am beyond tired at negotiating Academic Life Under COVID perpetually on the back foot.
    • Further corollary: the remote reg infrastructure has been cobbled together under pressure and inadequately tested, and is buggy as all get-out.
  • Translating a registration process to remote format is actually about tech support.
    • Corollary: students and academics require approximately the same amount of tech support, and are equally prone to simply not reading instructions.
    • Further corollary: tech support people really do say "Have you tried turning it off and on again" before they say anything else. As a reluctant and inadvertent tech support person I have a cut-and-paste paragraph for "Please exit the service request and, when you re-enter, click once and wait rather than clicking multiple times."
    • Really annoying corollary: students apparently do not understand folder structures and will email incessantly about not being able to see the file because they have not clicked on the subfolder.
  • 11-hour work days in 7-day work weeks are actually a lot easier when you can do them from home.
  • Zelda is very soothing to the soul, even in its current strict one-hour-a-day ration for unwinding purposes, and even though IANACG and am still very bad at the timed and dexterity challenges.
  • Teams meetings are still exhausting but are somewhat leavened by the moment's amusement when Pandora is loudly and volubly sick in the background while I'm running training. I am unsure of the etiquette here, Emily Post, I laughed and apologised: should I have rather politely pretended it wasn't happening?
  • The three-week period in which I heavily tranquilise myself in order to survive the double gut-punch of orientation and registration is even more essential under remote conditions, consolations of working from home notwithstanding. The gentle muting Trepiline perfoms on my emotional reactions is essential in the not-ripping-heads-off-idiots stakes, and also gives me blissful insomnia-free eight-hour nights when I sleep like the dead. Better living through chemistry.
  • COVID has underlined the vague sense reg always gives me: hell I'm good at this. I have wrestled, and am wrestling, these giant unwieldy processes into something like functionality through sheer bloody-mindedness, structural thinking and main force. My parts are going well. The bits out of my control, not so much. It's an impossible job, which makes it take a little longer, is all.
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Trying to generate an Annual Scorecard for 2020 is really rather like surveying the shattered ruins and desecrated coastline where Great Cthulhu rampaged out of the ocean, and trying to award it points for formal landscape gardening. It feels both futile and hubristic. Which isn't going to stop me from doing it, because Tradition Must Be Observed, but if I'm carried off by nightgaunts tonight you'll know why.

It's not even as though 2020 has been, objectively, the worst year in my life: large tracts of its day-to-day have been placid, even pleasant, and I have some slightly epic bad stuff to which to compare it. I have survived, in the course of a life spent in a relatively small corner of southern Africa, one war, two regime changes, my parents' divorce, a home invasion, some unusually destructive romantic relationships, two graduate degrees, depression, injury, a DVT with pulmonary embolisms, two years of student protests, and the slow death by motor neurone disease of my incomeless father. I can't say that 2020 has been the worst year of my life, because (a) its manifest evils impacted me personally only at second hand, and (b) it's difficult to quantify across such disparate experiences, like the Professor Branestawm process of trying to do sums in apples and oranges and get the answer in lemon curd tarts. Both the protests and my dad's death were probably more savage in terms of actual psychological wear and tear on me personally.

But on a global scale 2020 has definitely been the most comprehensively befuckened, and has reshaped most dramatically the structure and tenor of my daily life. I was fortunate, in 2020, to have a guaranteed salary and the infrastructure to work at home, and to escape both COVID infection and the infection or death of anyone close to me. I am horribly, horribly conscious that huge numbers of others, both at home and globally, have been nothing like so lucky in either medical or financial terms: that kind of privilege is an empathic responsibility. It's also a testament to the clusterfuck that this year has been that America's BLM movement and increasing drift to a fascist state, and the UK's Brexit stupidities, have been eclipsed. In any other year they would be the top of everyone's worry list, not a couple of items down in a plethora of ills.

Things achieved by me in 2020: Survival with health and sanity more or less intact, which is in itself a commendable achievement under the circumstances. Sufficient self-discipline to be very, very careful and aware of COVID precautions. The successful and relatively painless translation of major faculty admin processes into remote formats. An ordered and increasingly comfortable home (being at home 24/7 is really good for noticing and remedying minor home decorating deficiencies, who knew?). Considerably advanced strategies in surviving endless Teams meeting while keeping the swearing and screaming firmly on mute.

Things not achieved by me: A new job, shaking the dust of the country off my booted feet, global political optimism. Since the epidemic kiboshed all of the above fairly comprehensively there isn't really much I could do about it, so I propose not, for once, to feel guilty.

Losses: respect for the US and UK's political systems; any desire to live in either. 1.8 million COVID deaths, which is staggering enough to be faintly unreal. It will only get worse.

Things discovered by me in 2020: mask-construction, mask-wearing, hand sanitiser, working from home, Teams, Zoom and their horrible ilk, robot vacuums, white chocolate in lemon cheesecake, The Amazing Devil, console ownership, Becky Chambers, Vitamin D, The Witcher in both book and game form and the inevitable fanfic (was that all only this year? good lord), even higher than the usual levels of apocalypse-anticipatory grocery hoarding, sharing memes with my niece (the Destiel meltdown was a gift), American and UK politics as a rather nastily tragicomic spectator sport.

Resolutions for 2021: remember to brush my teeth in the morning, working from home has screwed with my usual home-leaving routine and I keep forgetting. Any further commitment, resolution-wise, seems incautious. I am confidently expecting 2021 to be as much of a shitshow, if not more so, and it definitely will be COVID-wise; there's slightly more hope that the US political nastinesses will die down with sane incumbents in office, and with any luck the UK will break up so that sensible portions of it can rejoin the EU. However, I am not sanguine, and will therefore make no further resolutions other than to keep my head down, survive and remain healthy.
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This is my Christmas present to myself. Because it's been a hellyear from the nether pits of hell, and I have held impossible faculty processes together with my bare hands in the teeth of the odds, and have also managed to save slightly ridiculous amounts of money on account of not being able to leave the house ever, and I really, really want to play Zelda again. And it was delivered (once I could actually order it, after two frustrating months of unavailability of any Switch except the Fortnite branded one, spit) within 24 hours of ordering even under COVID and two days before Christmas, as apparently the SA Nintendo are wildly efficient, or at least really, really want to hook me into their console. Which is lovely, as I shall now spend Christmas in Hyrule, being cutely animated and pretending none of this is happening.

I have played Breath of the Wild already, I borrowed stv's console for a happy few weeks a couple of years back while he was embroiled in Playstation (because, unlike my pc-fondling self, he's a Real Console Gamer), but this is part of the appeal, which is also a feature of the 2020 hellscape: I cannot play or watch new media. (Or read new books, really: I am reading voraciously, but things I've already read, either fanfic or murder mysteries, currently all the AJ Ordes and half the Lilian Jackson Braun Cat Who series in the last week). I keep trying new films or games or TV, and bogging down in the weirdest sort of anxiety half an hour in because I'm all tense and panicky about what might happen next. It's particularly odd because anxiety is not my mental illness of choice, under normal circumstances I'm much more about depression. To these depths does COVID sink us. Also, I was very alert to the Borrowed Console thing while playing the first time, and didn't feel able to deprive stv of his rightful Switch for any longer than necessary, so didn't feel able to indulge to the fullest my usual playing style, which is glacially slow and completist and involves, in an open world setting, wandering happily around pursuing absolutely every possible side quest ever, however trivial, with small cries of satisfied glee.

I am on leave between Christmas and New Year, which is the maximum time I can take off given how much I still have to do. I have no plans for Christmas bar lunch with my sister and niece on Boxing Day, and propose to spend the time (a) not leaving the house (we have a spanky new COVID variant which is more virulent than the original and our numbers are spiking horribly, I predict more lockdowns), (b)de-beetling my house (AGAIN! they're back), and (c) playing Zelda. This suits me absolutely down to the ground.
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Yesterday was a public holiday*. Owing to the featureless slide of pandemic days spent working from home, I had completely forgotten about this, so I staggered out of bed at a quarter to eight as usual, placated the cats, watered the garden, sat down at my desk and cleared my inbox before realising, an hour later, that I needn't be working, actually. Apparently the pandemic and attendant socio-cultural wossnames is capable of delivering pleasant surprises occasionally. Pleased, I spent the rest of the Day of Reconciliation peaceably slaughtering raiders and supermutants in Fallout, so at least I was on theme.

Other tiny silver linings to this year's horrible black clouds: working from home means I am actively and somewhat more effectually druiding than usual. The giant granadilla vine in the big box died a few months back, which I honestly don't think was me, the neighbour's spirited attempt at Audrey II died at the same time, so I am darkly suspecting a granadilla-fancying disease. Possibly COVID. In the spirit of battening down the hatches in an apocalypse, I tried planting veggies again, which worked appallingly when I tried it when I first moved in here (I killed tomatoes! tomatoes are unkillable!), but which has seemed to benefit from the continuous attention. I now have broad beans, and spring onions, and fancy dark-leaved lettuce! One bean plant randomly died for some reason, I think something gnawed its feet off, I shall cautiously put a baby tomato into the gap and hope.



* Day of Reconciliation, which is, if you think about it, a bizarrely edgy and blood-soaked sort of commemoration, representing as it does two opposed military achievements: the Afrikaner victory over the Zulus at Blood River, and the founding of Umkhonto we Sizwe, the ANC's armed wing in the struggle years, and its subsequent campaign of bombings etc. Which didn't, I have to say, create nearly the body count of Blood River. I find the duality of the date to offer rather an odd notion of "reconciliation". More of a meaningful nod, with aggressive eye contact, from the new dispensation to the old. And ritualistically and slightly threateningly remembering war doesn't seem to me to be a good basis for peace, really.

My subject line is T S Eliot, weirdly, the one oddly rhythmic and rhyming bit in the middle of "Burnt Norton" which I've always loved, and around which I once wrote a largely unsuccessful science fiction story which was rejected, with a very nice note, by an sf magazine.
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Student funding application deadline this week, which means my inbox has been flooded with last-minute students needing my advisor signature on their appeals, leading to such student gems as "Do I qualify for the course I want to add?" with no further details. My life is not made measurably better by the need to fire off frequent emails in the genre of "Which course, exactly, do you want to add?" and its ilk. I personally think my patience is commendable, the poor little buggers are all stressed to hell and I mostly manage to refrain from biting them.

Work continues to be infested with annoying dictates from On High, all sublimely detached from the realities of actual students or staff. The repetive nature of this is not contributing in any positive way to the rather alarmingly featureless nature of days spent working from home: one day is very like the next, each week is indistinguishable from the previous, time goes very fast and I genuinely lose track of what day it is. Friday today, apparently, which is nice. I could do with a weekend. The last one was either a month and a half ago or yesterday, one or the other.

The one interesting thing which has inserted some sort of change into the uniform parade of days is the realisation, a few weeks ago, that the city relaxed water restrictions at the start of November: all the dams are full, we are now allowed to water gardens before 9am or after 6pm with hand-held hoses. Presumably this means we're no longer obliged to restrict showers or put grey water into the loo, but it turns out that a few years of water-saving obsession will hardwire you quite effectively, thank you. I am still saving grey water, it feels deeply wrong not to. It's lovely to be able to wander around the container garden with a hose if I need to, the grey water has never been quite enough to cover it and I used to have to ration carefully and endure the poor plants being a bit thirsty in hot weather, but even if they're gasping I have to quite deliberately overcome the knee-jerk reluctance to turn on the tap. Which is terribly lawful good, and probably not a bad thing.

My subject line is, I realise, Magnetic Fields; the phrase has been wandering disconnectedly around my brain all day, without context or identity, and it's been driving me insane. More insane. 2020 is a good year for insanity.
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Today's weird fact! abandoning the lockdown day count in my subject lines appears to have somewhat neutralised my posting avoidance, I think I was being actively repelled by the amount of counting I needed to do on my slightly mathematically-challenged fingers in order to work out what day we were in. Alternatively, it's just depressing to contemplate how many days there have been since this whole nasty mess started. (Bonus weird fact: I enjoyed maths at school, despite crashing spectacularly out of the A-level version, but the other day I realised I can no longer remember how to do the particularly elegant abstract origami of either calculus or simultaneous equations. This is sad. I should find a YouTube video or something).

Today's additional and completely unrelated weird fact: having a healthy videogaming habit can create some incredibly bizarre cross-universe identifications given the fact that Western video games appear to draw from a comparatively small pool of voice actors. I am very voice- and accent-conscious when playing, it's a huge component in my choices for videogame romances (mmmm Fenris), and I'm getting weirdly good at picking up familiar tones, even behind slightly different accents and in completely different contexts. (The fact that I obsessively replay favourite games is probably also implicated, to be honest). This tends to leave me with rather odd predispositions to like or dislike particular NPCs based on the roles played by their voice actors in completely different games.

I am still hacking happily through Kingdoms of Amalur, which is still pretty and fey and consoling, while allowing me to work out my frustrations by hitting Bad Things very hard with lightning attacks and a Big Sword. While it's not a companion-oriented RPG in the mode of Bioware, it has a huge NPC cast and seems to particularly use familiar voices. Viz.:
  • OMG almost the entire cast of Critical Role is in here! Good grief! I don't even know their voices particularly well, given that I've never actually watched an episode of Critical Role and have imbibed what I know of it via clips on Tumblr, but it explained a lot about the niggling familiarities when I pulled up the cast list. (Also, Laura Bailey is Serena in Skyrim, I'd just played that DLC before Amaluring, who knew!)
  • Some of the minor characters are played by that one dude who plays minor Dark Elf characters in Skyrim, the guy with the slightly nasal baritone. Given the tendency of IMDB to list voice actors with one or two main roles and then "additional voices", I don't know who it is, but every time I hear him I look wildly around for dragons. Oh, wait, I know who it is, it's Erandur, which makes it Keith Szarabajka, which I think is impressive on my part because it means I identified him playing characters like "Citizen" and "Soldier" in Amalur, and they don't have huge amounts of dialogue.
  • There are also multiple turns from the guy who does the vaguely Scandinavian accent for lots of the Nords in Skyrim, notably Vilkas, which IMDB says makes him Michael Gough. It was seriously dislocating to have the Vilkas personality - slow, serious, meathead - coming from high-ranking Fae lords in Amalur.
  • Great tracts of Dragon Age. Seriously. Commander Cullen's voice actor (Greg Ellis) has played three different NPCs in the two days of Amalur gameplay, and I find the dissonance between Cullen's voice and the NPCs rather bewildering. Also, now I'm jonesing to replay Inquisition. I really liked Cullen. Can you tell I really liked Cullen?
  • Simon Templeman, most notably Logain in Origins, but also a bunch of Mass Effect characters (Admiral Han'Gerrel, and Gavin Archer).
  • That slightly dodgy Traveler who insists on calling me Dove all the time is the voice of Vicar Max from Outer Worlds, which explains why I never liked him, really. No offence to David B. Mitchell. He does a good sleaze.
I find it sad, in retrospect, but ultimately unsurprising that most of the voices I identify easily are male. The women tend to sound more similar to me, and I suspect that I am also being slightly ejected from identifying strongly with female characters because they tend to be written by male writers, and thus to conform more slavishly to stereotypes, particularly sexualised stereotypes. Ayln Shir has a lovely, throaty contralto, but the character wears such a ridiculous skimpy chain-mail bikini that I listen to her in a state of perpetual irritation.

But looking at the cast list of Amalur, there's something else going on here too: while there is quite a large female voice cast, there are comparatively few important female NPCs, most of the big roles with lots of dialogue are male. And, doing a random check on the female voice actors, they tend to skew a lot younger than the male. I don't recognise them because most of them don't have such a huge body of voice work: they not only have less access to plum roles, they have been at it for a lot shorter time.

This was supposed to be an amused survey of voice actor crossovers, it didn't set out to be a feminist rant, but apparently it ain't easy being a Gurrl in Kultcha, particularly Kultcha of the videogame persuasion. Systematic sexism is hell on female voices, in every sense of the word.
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This is definitely an apocalypse. Global pandemic. Global warming. Plagues of billionaires. California is on fire. America is tearing itself in half while the Orange Menace sets about blatantly stealing the next election. The UK has vanished up its own Tory-privileged arsepipe. And, oh, yes, Cape Town had an earthquake. Just a little one, offshore about 2000kms south of us, but I was lying in bed reading Witcher fanfic at about a quarter to nine last night, and thought, odd if that's thunder, it's barely raining. Long, distant rumble, either thunder or someone starting a bad-tempered Harley Davidson somewhere offstage. Other Capetonians reported feeling actual vibrations, but I didn't, and the cats barely noticed. It seems fitting for 2020, frankly. At this stage I wouldn't feel particularly surprised at an alien invasion or a meteor strike.

My current movie diet is alternating wildly between disaster movies and the entire Studio Ghibli back catalogue. (For the record: The Cat Returns is weird.) And my reading and gaming habit has retreated firmly into fae realms and is refusing to leave. Amalur is beautiful and consoling, while still allowing me to beat up monsters and baddies to a satisfying extent. Toby Daye, the Seanan McGuire series, is considerably darker but still pleasantly distracting, and every time I grab another in the series off Kindle I am pleasantly conscious that I am feeding Seanan's cats. Finally, in the Department of Musical Hypterfixation, The Amazing Devil are, what, alt-folk? progressive folk? at any rate, occasionally a bit hit-and miss, but when they miss are only mildly pretentious (the curse of prog anything), and when they hit, are sumptuous, textured, catchy, emotionally throat-punchy and lyrically both witty and real. I am constitutionally incapable of listening to "Wild Blue Yonder" only once, if this was old school that bit of the cassette tape would be all stretchy and worn.

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Oo er time has rather crept up on me again, alas. Featureless lockdown days meander past like lazy insomniac sheep-counting sheep, dozens have ambled hypnotically over the fence before you notice. Although I should add for posterity, and jo&stv, who apparently sit in New Zealand and worry that they have relocated my entire social life to another continent, that I had one (1) whole in-person social interaction this weekend, I visited Vi and had gin on the lovely stoep of her nice new house, both of us carefully masked and social distanced and in the fresh air. Apparently I can uncurl from the hedgehoggy ball if prodded sufficiently.

Also, I hired the nice neighbour, who does odd jobs and is suffering worklessness under lockdown, to climb up ladders and replace all my lightbulbs yesterday, as I do not trust my dodgy balance/ineffective left arm combination at dizzy heights when alone in the house, my body would lie there for days, probably gnawed on by unimpressed cats, if I maintained my usual form and fell off. So that's two actual in-person interactions in a week, I am a merry hive of social activity. He also unscrewed the lightbulb cover in the oven, which the landlord tightened so efficiently I haven't been able to budge it, and put up the replacement house number outside (bastards nicked the old ones) so that my deliveries do not wander plaintively up and down the road, apparently unable to interpolate Number 10 from the aggressively labelled Number 12 next door. My house is now Well Lit and Plottable. Next up, when I have recovered from all this socialising, he can come and replace the washers in all the taps, currently you have to turn the hot tap in the sink anything between five and fifteen times before it randomly consents to disgorge actual water. And the shower one falls off.

Jo&stv have actually relocated my entire social life to another continent, but I honestly don't miss it much. I miss them, but not the social life. And not being able to unscrew things or climb up ladders are really very minor and fixable drawbacks to the otherwise wholesale joy of living alone. Even under lockdown. I am still enjoying lockdown. Sorry.
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What has four feet, round shocked eyes, an attitude problem, and arthritis? This is what.



Pandora has been a bit off in the last few days, slower and more sedentary than usual, and particularly grumpy to Jyn (see: abrupt 2am wakes because Pandora has woken up on one side of my recumbent form, taken grave exception to the sleeping existence of Jyn on the other side of said form, and essayed a montane traversal in order to bite her and eject her from her warm spot). On Monday it became evident she was in pain, hunched and moving with difficulty, and almost completely unable to move her tail, which looks weird and distressing on a cat who is usually highly expressive with tail movements, mostly irritated lashing. One underestimates how attuned one becomes to cat body language: if the tail doesn't go up when you pet her, something's wrong.

So I hauled her in to the lovely vet, who agreed there was definitely pain present but couldn't say precisely what or where, and who gave her a shot of anti-inflammatory on general principles, and I brought her back for x-rays this morning. The x-rays show it's definitely the start of arthritic wossname in the base of her spine, and the shot helped a lot (although it's wearing off now). I have pills to give her to try and replicate that easing, which will be an adventure, Pandora bites when pilled.

And she has fancy joint-enhancing prescription food, and is set up on a soft pad of blanket on the floor, because she's too stiff to climb into her nest thing, and is in front of the heater, which seems to help. (Pictured above: heater, left; Pandora, centre; Codsworth, rear right, demonstrating his cowed and vanquished posture). But this isn't a cure, all we can do is manage it, and hope her kidneys can handle the anti-inflammatories long-term, and that the next stage, where the joint ankyloses and swaps pain for reduced mobility, kicks in soon. But it's not the bowel problem or cancer or anything terminal I was rather fearing. It's still life.

Day 135: (possibly)

Tuesday, 4 August 2020 04:01 pm
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How can it be August already? For a shapeless horror, its proportions all wrong, whose actual days are featureless and leaden, this year's monstrosity actually moves very fast. 2020: the wrong sort of zombie.

I am distracting myself extremely hard from work (first week of term and concomitant curriculum change nightmare, plus residual angst from performance review fuckery) by reading rather a lot. This week's discovery: the re-release on Kindle of a whole bunch of Joan Aiken's adult Gothic thrillers (Amazon page here, if only because I like the covers). I love Joan Aiken's kids' stuff, her fairy tales (Necklace of Raindrops et al, with the amazing Jan Pieńkowski silhouette art) and the alternate history series which starts with The Wolves of Willoughby Chase, and which I reviewed in more detail here.

Her adult Gothic is something else entirely. It's like the bastard love-child of Mary Stewart and Agatha Christie, with a dash of Edgar Allen Poe: domestic where Stewart is all exotic locations, atmospheric where Christie is clinical, and at times quite astonishingly lowering, threatening and claustrophobic. People do horrible things to other people in these books, as much manipulation as murder. Despite their comparatively modern setting they have a really sure sense of Gothic weather and place: the various houses are, properly for Gothic, very much characters in their own right. The slightly fey whimsy of the Dido series is almost entirely absent, although at least one of the adult novels shares with Dido's story the general correlation of musical ability with villainy. Somewhere in Joan Aiken's past a musician savaged her very badly.

You'd think that reading this sort of thing during lockdown in a pandemic would be counterintuitive, but in fact it's cathartic: there's something appropriate and resonant in the experience of these hedged, desperate heroines trying to escape their oncoming, inevitable doom. I feel you, sisters. Same.

Day 117: tickled

Friday, 17 July 2020 10:41 am
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I have just spent ten minutes giggling helplessly, because of this, which takes to its logical conclusion the mash-up of the dungeon crawl and dating sim video game genres, to create one where you... date your weapons. Get your sword to fall in love with you in order to improve its abilities. Said swords being represented by suitably over-the-top swoony avatars with magical-girl special effects featuring roses, apparently. I had to do a quick calendar check just in case it was April 1st. I can't work out if I'm actually going to acquire it when it finally releases, just to see if it's as exquisitely ridiculous as it sounds, or if I'll be giggling too hard to click "purchase". I probably will acquire it, if only because it may stave off for a bit longer the inevitable moment when I cave and procure a Switch, and hence Zelda.

The horrors of lockdown and COVID are currently being complicated by the usual Eskom shenanigans, which means we've had load shedding for the last week or so. This means, among other things, that I need to fill up all my gas bottles, supposing the local hardware store actually has any gas, which means I will need to venture out of the house for the first time in a week and thereby resolve the indeterminate Schrodinger state of the car battery - flat or not? will the car start or won't it? My otherwise much-loved Beast lurks in the driveway with surprising threat when I haven't left the house for a while, I'm almost too afraid to climb in and turn the key, because it all becomes so complicated if it won't start. But I suppose I should buckle to and try. Under current circumstances, this is really a very First World Problem, people are dying out there. *flings self to Total Perspective Vortex in penance*.
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Well, it's definitely been a week. We opened second semester change of curriculum on Monday, which necessitated designing and building a complete process for dealing with probably rather more than the usual thousand or so submissions (students are dropping courses like buttered toast) remotely rather than in person. This means that for the week I have been managing multiple processes, including training and individual tech support for both students and advisors, on multiple platforms, viz:
  • the submission by students on the student database of change of curriuclum forms;
  • the activities on the student database of 13 different advisors of varying levels of tech-savvy in checking and approving such forms (complicated and fiddly, because our database is Peoplesoft and doesn't do in one easy click what it can do in 12 obscure clicks and a sacrificial goat);
  • since the database submission process doesn't allow for discussion with the student, the submissions by students on our web-based content delivery site of requests for individual curriculum advice;
  • the submissions by students to the forum on our web-based content delivery site to ask quick/easy rules and process questions;
  • the activities of 13 advisors of varying levels of tech-savvy in offering curriculum advice via the web-based content delivery system, according to a strict timetable and at two separate contact points;
  • the submission by students via email of curriculum change queries which cordially ignore, or didn't read properly, the instructions I sent out regarding seeking advice via the above rather than me;
  • reproachful alerts to advisor solecisms in processing from administrators via email;
  • frantic technical or tech support queries from advisors via email;
  • frantic technical or tech support queries from advisors via the advisor WhatsApp group;
  • occasional frantic technical or tech support queries from advisors via phone call, because apparently WhatsApp isn't enough;
  • occasional stop-gap Teams briefing sessions offering tech support via shared screens, to reinforce the training I gave them all last week, also by Teams, about which, hiss spit.
I am managing all of the above via the dubious assistance of a keyboard with a sticky letter T, which means that it only actually produces a T about half the time, and only if I hit it particularly hard. My level of stress is causing me to routinely misspell things, in particular my usual bugbear "curriculum", which I get wrong about half the time probably because of Freudian pressures (I have corrected it FOUR TIMES in this post alone). The lack of the T is adding a new dimension to this, most notably that my tendency to the classic internet "teh" instead of "the" is, sans T, causing me to sound unduly Canadian.

However! I am bloody but unbowed. The system is working, of a fashion, advisors are becoming rapidly more tech-savvy by processes of practice, hand-holding and main force and have been frankly lamb-like in keeping up with their duties, and my new keyboard arrives today. The gods willing and the creek don't rise (which it will, there's a major cold front in, for large tracts of yesterday it was raining horizontally), we may yet navigate this more or less unscathed. I cannot attest, however, to the probable state of my sanity or energy, I am exhausted. But, mostly, triumphant. I'll take it.
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An incomplete and evolving list of the typical and atypical perils of conducting meetings virtually from home via Teams, Zoom or any other catchy single-syllable-branded meeting software which is probably sending snapshots of your hard drive, conversations, breakfast menu and taste in dodgy fanfic back to the mothership at frequent intervals:
  1. (high-speed falsetto gibberish)
        (apologetic note in chat) "Oops, sorry, I sound like a Minion again, I'll disconnect and reconnect".
  2. (child's voice/screaming parrot/angle-grinder swims in and out of audio)
        (plaintively) "Please could everyone turn off their microphone when not actually speaking?"
  3. (Cat's ears and tail amble past my face on the video feed)
  4. (long silence in response to a direct question to a meeting member)
        "Um, X, you're still on mute..."
  5. "Oooh, sorry, one moment, that's my grocery delivery arriving."
  6. "Can we take this offline?"
  7. (distracts self from pointless circular argument by answering email)
  8. (distracts self from pointless circular argument by reading fanfic)
  9. (my face is eclipsed momentarily by an entire cat butt)
  10. "Oooh, sorry, one moment, the robot vaccuum is eating the carpet."
  11. (slightly desperately) "Please can we take this offline?"
  12. (leaves long, futile, circular argument to faint creatively in coils on mute while I wander off and make myself another cup of tea. My absence goes entirely unnoticed.)
  13. "Oooh, sorry, one moment, the plumber has arrived to fix the geyser."
  14. cat walks deliberately over keyboard and/or mouse, causing random effect:
    • disconnection
    • hand up
    • burst of gibberish in chat
    • unmuting at wrong psychological instant (swearing)
    • muting at wrong psychological instant (mid technical presentation)
    • sudden burst of unplanned camera revealing I haven't brushed my hair this morning and t-shirt reading "I found this, it's vibrating"
  15. sudden realisation that my shared screen during tech support session is revealing not just the database browser window, but:
    • five videogame walkthrough tabs
    • eight fanfic tabs
    • Tumblr
    • Twitter
    • Dreamwidth
    • my active Witcher 3 taskbar icon
  16. (sudden drop out of meeting as the geyser, yet again, trips the mains)
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Raining again, it's all damp and cool and soft, I love this weather. Jyn is following her usual rainy-day process, which is to fuffle around in the back courtyard getting wet, and then climb onto my desk and stand damply and expectantly between me and the keyboard. This is my cue to grab the towel I keep by the desk for precisely this purpose and to dry her off while she purrs like a loon and tried to tuck her head under my chin. It's our little ritual. She's done it twice in the last twenty minutes, I think she enjoys the attention, and I enjoy leaving her all fluffy and spiked, and laughing at her a lot.

It is fortunate that this particular rainy spell is fairly mild, temperature-wise, not the serious cold we've had in previous weeks, as my geyser is being dodgy and forced me to endure a lukewarm shower last night. Damned thing has either a buggered element or a buggered thermostat and has taken to tripping the main switch randomly, either while I shower or while I'm running the hot water to do the dishes. This is Act II of its little electrical drama: Act I, a week or so back, was a subliminally threatening little drama during which it took to tripping the switches and then not switching off at all when I turned it back on, resulting in water emerging from the taps just short of boiling, and forcing me to keep the geyser power mostly switched off, as exploding geysers are frankly inconvenient. The landlord fiddled with it last week, and now Act II is a gradual dimininuendo of heating application over several days, from "not quite hot enough" to "barely warm". The landlord will arrive tomorrow to replace the element and/or thermostat, which is lucky, as if anything would truly bring home the horrors of our slow-motion pandemic apocalypse, it would be having to endure lockdown without benefit of hot water, and without the option of raiding long-suffering friends to make use of their ablution facilities. Some cruelties are simply excessive.

Day 102: shower thoughts

Thursday, 2 July 2020 08:51 am
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Gawsh, that was an unconscionably large posting gap. In the featureless slide of lockdown days it's fatal to get out of the habit of posting, weeks have drifted past before you know it. Something about the comparative blandness of days at home makes time go weirdly fast, even with the enormous and horrible events happening out there - they are still strangely distant.

I cannot tell a lie, however, my absence from Teh Intarwebs for the last couple of weeks has more than a little to do with the fact that I finished playing Witcher 3 and went straight back to replay 1 and 2 in quick succession, more or less in a spirit of enquiry. Did I hate 2 as much as I did first time round? oh hell yes, the Roche path is even worse than the Iorveth one. But I enjoyed 1 again, as much for its nostalgia value as anything else. While replaying I was struck by how similar in feel it is to DA Origins, just in level of graphics and underlying assumptions about gameplay, my guess would be that they came out in approximately the same year. (A quick google reveals I am almost correct: 2007 and 2009, respectively). Am now embarked happily on 3 again, which was the whole point of the replay (I will be completist or nothing, dammit). I am revelling in its beautiful design.

South Africa has yet, I think, to hit its true COVID peak, I suspect our worst times are ahead of us, so I am in no way complacent about this, but I am still reeling at how badly the whole thing is being handled in the UK and, particularly, the US. There is no excuse, absolutely none, for a major global power and highly developed nation to screw up disaster management this badly. I keep reading reports of Trump or Johnson doing their typical destructive flailing, and thinking, gods, they are actually trying to kill people, this is Scrooge's “they had better [die], and decrease the surplus population".

But a slightly different Shower Thought struck me the other night. If America were a fantasy novel, this whole thing would be a giant cautionary tale about the hideous energies unleashed when a Manifest Destiny goes wrong. Can you imagine how much, even with the cumbersome corruptions of the American political system to circumvent, Hillary would be kicking butt responding to this whole crisis? There would be none of this nonsense about science denialism, or not wearing masks, or opening businesses again. Her particular brand of energetic, hard-headed efficiency was clearly designed by merciful Cosmic Wossnames to lead the US out of this horrible thing with minimal loss. Trump stealing that election drove destiny off course, causing backlashes of cosmic energy which ensured that (a) he was the exact inverse of the Destined One, absolutely the worst possible person to respond to this particular challenge, and (b) everything would go spectacularly to hell in the most extreme way possible. Thus plagues and rains of fire and riots and murder hornets. Barring a plucky band of chosen heroes to overthrow the Big Bad, we're doomed.
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My desk chair arrived! choosing, of course, the one single stretch in the 8 hours of the working day when I was actually on a video call, which I suppose is the Cosmic Wossnames for you, but on the upside it wasn't actually a work call, I was catching up illegally with jo&stv on the grounds of, fuck, I worked one 12-hour Friday and one 7-hour Saturday weekend before last, the faculty owes me this.

So, desk chair. Not, in fact, eaten by eels en route, although I spent most of Monday and Tuesday darkly suspecting that eels had at least nibbled it, as it was new and spanky and adjustable and, despite frequent fiddling with multiple levers, bloody uncomfortable. Which turned out to simply be my butt and limbs adjusting to a different chair than the one I've sat in for a decade, who knew, because it's fine today. Possibly I'm just getting old. Sigh.

It occurs to me that the 12-hour Friday and 7-hour Saturday in fact handily explained my absence from Teh Intarwebs for ten days or so, we had a curriculum change deadline and the Dear Little Students, despite careful announcements and desperate pleas to the contrary, all piled up their submissions on the last day, concentrated in the last two hours before the deadline, leaving me with a hundred or so to process before Monday. I was really quite exhausted for most of last week. I enjoy working with students, really I do, they are bright and interesting and frequently lovely, but just-post-adolescent narcissism and the concomitant lack of development in the organs of perspective make them a little wearing at times. Yes, in the abstract getting the form in twenty minutes before deadline is "in on time", but consider that this faculty contains over five thousand of you, if you all do it at once the system collapses. Sigh.

On the upside, @GinevraCat posted on Twitter this recipe for quick chocolate lava cakes, which I have just made myself for lunch, and bugger health food, anyway. Pro tip: it helps to actually include the egg, which I accidentally overlooked, first time round, leaving me with the interesting problem of how to extract the solidified chocolate tar from the bottom of the ramekins, it appears to have fused. I haven't achieved that kind of rookie baking fail since I was approximately a teenager, I have been cackling derisively at myself all afternoon. Good chocolate lava, though. Eventually.

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