epic fail

Things Not To Do When Planning Orientation Events Involving Over A Thousand Students: get the residence opening date wrong. Now 400 of them arrive before there's anywhere for them to stay. The thought of how many flight re-bookings this is going to entail makes me feel physically ill.

Even worse, I have absolutely no-one to blame except myself.

If you need me, I'll be in that corner. The one with the ritual suicide.