thought for the day
Tuesday, 28 April 2009 05:52 pmTrust the Daily Voice to respond to the current swineflu crisis in the perfect tabloid idiom:
HORROR OF EVIL CHICKEN!!
Says it all, really.
I have my car back (the oil pressure gauge, ironically enough, had sprung a leak, which, since the gauge is positioned at the point of highest oil pressure, basically spewed all the oil out more or less instantaneously. Engine, fortunately, undamaged owing to driver paranoia). I had a horrible day in which I was so flat-out I flat-out forgot to eat. Tomorrow will be better. (She says, in tones of low menace).
HORROR OF EVIL CHICKEN!!
Says it all, really.
I have my car back (the oil pressure gauge, ironically enough, had sprung a leak, which, since the gauge is positioned at the point of highest oil pressure, basically spewed all the oil out more or less instantaneously. Engine, fortunately, undamaged owing to driver paranoia). I had a horrible day in which I was so flat-out I flat-out forgot to eat. Tomorrow will be better. (She says, in tones of low menace).