baby can drown, baby can touch her toes

Things That Have Gone Wrong Today:

1. Haven't had time to drink tea since I arrived at 7.15 - first cup now, by dint of locking self in office and ignoring the frequent knocking. Feeling a bit psychotic.
   
2. Put up all the posters this morning with the wrong dates on them, had to be corrected in koki by a passing secretary. Feeling idiotic.
   
3. Tried to move heavy metal noticeboard with help of students, misjudged, stubbed right big toe violently on it, lifting nail and causing (a) the Screaming Agony Death Type 3, and (b) lots of blood, which has been squishing merrily in my shoe all morning. Feeling silly, and sore.
   
4. Two important course convenors absent today, have had to pick up their advice role, which entails puzzling my way through a completely unfamiliar programme for a few dozen extra students. Feeling resentful.

On the upside, several days of jo&stv looking squiffy-eyed at me because I keep forgetting to eat, have clearly sunk in. Made lunch! Ate lunch! may be slightly more human after that and this cup of tea.

I do not like this job, it is scraaaatched.