Re: well congratumalations!

Date: Monday, 27 June 2005 07:46 am (UTC)
Well, the thing is that, once I've spent the day cooking and the evening bounding around pressing food on people, approximately the last thing I feel like doing is actually eating any of it. This strange sort of diet plan frequently causes my guests to look sideways at me and mutter about poison, but so far, no fatalities. Anyway, at parties I'm generally too busy losing my drink to eat. (I lose it an average of about twice an hour - put it down on a surface somewhere and can't find it, so I spend the evening drifting vaguely through the room wailing "But where's my drink?!" On Friday the suggestion was made that they could have concealed the Seekrit Surprise Pressie from me practically indefinitely, despite its metre-square purpleness, by simply putting my drink down on top of it).

And, as to the fashionably thin... darned alien metabolism is failing me. You approach 30, and the hips start ballooning, and no alien genetics in the world is going to stop that. I am somewhat more substantial than when you last saw me :>.
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