OK, that was funny

[freckles_and_doubt]

Does anyone remember the Peter Sellars movie The Party, which features him as a sweet but gormless Indian bit-part actor? The opening sequence involves him noticing his sandal has come undone and hopping across to a convenient spot on which to rest his foot, which turns out to be the T-piece plunger handle for the explosives which are about to completely destroy a huge Middle Eastern palace as a giant explosive set-piece in the film. They have, of course, one shot at it. He sets it off early, before the cameras are ready, and destroys the shot. High-jinks ensue.

So, Cape Town has just taken down the twin cooling towers for the Athlone power station, which have been a functionless landmark for as long as I can remember this city. There was a huge buzz about this. Everyone was planning picnics and parties and swopping good spots from which to go and watch the explosion. Rhodes Memorial and the UCT campus are undoubtedly crawling with people even as I speak. The zero-hour was 12 noon today, and the EL and I, in a vaguely interested but not particularly energetic sort of fashion, climbed up on the roof of the dining room, from which we can see the towers through the framework of a half-built parking garage (despite it being black with people, in retrospect it would have been the perfect vantage point), to watch. There was antici... pation as noon rolled around, despite the merry CT addition of a short, sharp shower of rain.

At about five to twelve there was a sort of minor distant rumble, and the towers, which I happened to be looking at at the time, quietly vanished, to be replaced with a cloud of dust. The EL happened to be looking elsewhere at that moment and missed it completely. It was absolutely the greatest anticlimax ever in the history of premature explosions: I swear, all over the city people must be cursing a blue streak because they didn't have their cameras running at the psychological moment. This is Cape Town, dammit. We're supposed to run late, not early.

Everyone now seems to be trooping sheepishly home. And I can't help feeling that somewhere there's a hapless minor functionary of the municipal explosives type who pressed the big red button in a frenzy of excitement five minutes early, and who is now chained upside-down in the scorpion pit while annoyed explosions rubberneckers pelt him with things.

I would imagine it'll be all over YouTube shortly, in much better views than I achieved. And probably accompanied by startled cursing. (Early one here, very shaky cam but up close, and a more professional one here, blindsided by the premature start so you only see the second tower coming down).

Comments

[strawberryfrog.livejournal.com]

Cape Town has just taken down the twin cooling towers for the Athlone power station

Ack!! I'll get lost between the airport and Rondebosch.

Where O where are the cooling towers of yesteryear?

[pinkthulhu.livejournal.com]

I remember that film! It's the one where he talks to the parrot, saying "Birdie num-num". Not sure anything like that could be made today though.

The demolition of the cooling towers sounds like the "spectacular" meteor showers they occasionally predict, which turn out to be complete damp squibs. :)

Bang on the money

[schedule5.livejournal.com]

You are absolutely correct on the cameras not running thing. Apparently the photo forums are filled with outraged messages about the premature bang :D.

[tngr-spacecadet.livejournal.com]

Boo was named after that movie! He refused to call himself Birdy-num-nums apparently though.

[rumint.livejournal.com]

Impressive that it was on youtube within 20 minutes of happening. Close to real-time, that.

[dicedcaret.livejournal.com]

The Party was a favourite for last-day-of-term when I was in school. I always felt a little sorry for the elephant, getting painted like that and paraded through a sea of chaos.

The early detonation was intentional. The demolition company had everything ready to go, a rain squall was heading their way, so they decided to blast early before it really did become a damp squib. Or so reports the Cape Times.

[mac1235.livejournal.com]

Remember The Party?
I (as Filmsoc president together with Winesoc) introduced "The Party" to UPE.

[nimnod.livejournal.com]

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