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During the course of this morning I have:

• Survived a first-period tut despite being a shuffling zomboid thing after a really bad night filled with nightmares of, for some reason, people being cut in half, vertically;
• Read "Order of the Stick" from cover to cover (metaphorically speaking), although I insist that this is in no way related to the previous item;
• Found a most entertainingly cynical discussion of folk ballad wisdom here;
• Marked 2.5 essays.