Ruthless Rhymes for Stupid Students

[freckles_and_doubt]

As a result of manifest student iniquities in lectures, I have a new hobby. First installment:

A cellphone's plangent beep, by God!
Machine-gun turrets waste the sod.
I thus, with shame and satisfaction
Plug his social interaction.

Comments

relating

[(Anonymous)]

Cell phones in lectures.
Raptor among the pigeons.
Feathers, scattering.

OED

[(Anonymous)]

plangent (adj)
1. Making the noise of waves breaking or beating on the shore, etc.
2. Loud-sounding, striking the ear powerfully; applied sometimes to a metallic, sometimes to a loud thrilling or plaintive sound. Also fig.

I looked it up :)
wolverine_nun

Ruthless rhymes

[(Anonymous)]

Applause for the Rhyme - made my day :)

Nothing like a ringtone sound-seeking sentry gun on your desk to focus young minds ;) Jammers are available, you know.

A

hmmm

[(Anonymous)]

You should consider the posibility that you are slowly and prematurely turning into a crotchety old woman. Resist!

Hooray for haikus

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Lone cellphone shrieking,
Pale cherry blossoms falling,
Rust blood rushing. Peace.