Ruthless Rhymes for Stupid Students
Tuesday, 5 April 2005 04:04 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
As a result of manifest student iniquities in lectures, I have a new hobby. First installment:
A cellphone's plangent beep, by God!
Machine-gun turrets waste the sod.
I thus, with shame and satisfaction
Plug his social interaction.
A cellphone's plangent beep, by God!
Machine-gun turrets waste the sod.
I thus, with shame and satisfaction
Plug his social interaction.
Re: hmmm
Date: Wednesday, 6 April 2005 11:20 am (UTC)I am not changing prematurely into a crotchety old woman. I am channelling, timeously and to good effect, my inner crotchty old woman. I am only officially a crotchety old woman when I'm actually whacking the little buggers over my head with my cane, or running over their toes with my rocking chair. Right now, the happy invention of biting and scurrilous Harry Graham-oid poetry is, in fact, standing as a substitute for actual Maddened Granny action, for which the students may, in fact, be grateful.
Re: hmmm
Date: Wednesday, 6 April 2005 10:23 pm (UTC)Re: hmmm
Date: Thursday, 7 April 2005 06:19 am (UTC)OK, I maligned you. Sorry.