we are the dead

[freckles_and_doubt]

There are actually upsides to these gosh-darned power cuts. They annoy the hell out of me, but (a) the computer being dead, I just spent an hour reading Bleak House, on the grounds that I'm overdue for my annual rediscovery of it, and (b) all the dear little students seem to shrug, roll their eyes and leave campus when the power goes down, which means that when it comes up again (and when some basement geek-minion has kicked all the servers back into reluctant life) the bandwidth accelerates with a mad sproinging noise and I can read webcomics. Yay!

Today's dose of Daily Voice tabloid weirdness: I can't remember if it was
ZOMBIES GUARDED BY EVIL DOGS! or
EVIL DOGS GUARD ZOMBIES!,
I suspect the latter. Either way, it represents the perfect tabloid hyperbolic piling up of extreme! instance! on top of extreme! instance! We can't have evil dogs guarding homes from burglars, or even quite well-behaved dogs guarding the zombie pit, every component must be exaggerated to its logical extent. Of course, the question why zombies need guarding must be on everyone's lips. Surely the point of zombies is that you don't want to prevent them from lurching out into society and devouring the flesh of the living?

Take2 just mailed me to say that my J.D. Robb order (four novels out of the first five in the series) has been shipped and should be in the post office even as I type. There goes the weekend, then... Which is just as well, I'm for some reason completely exhausted despite nine hours of sleep last night, and probably need to spend the weekend doing nothing much. Insert rhapsodic paean to Fridayness here. mac1235, I may or may not make your sushi-fest depending on my level of deadness tomorrow.

Comments

[extemporanea.livejournal.com]

That is seriously no contest. Ninjas every time. Far more efficient, as well as being more aesthetically pleasing. And hygienic.

[bumpycat.livejournal.com]

Since my mastermind costume (see previous comment about CoH costume design) is a ragged ninja outfit with a bandage over the eyes held in place with barbed wire, youy can assume that hygiene is not a priority for Alexei the Ruthless.