Nazi Science Sneers At Birthdays
Tuesday, 6 January 2009 09:30 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
freckles_and_doubtThis is a public service announcement. Today is my Evil Landlord's birthday. Eschewing all pretence at being a Lawful Good Tenant, I am announcing this to the four winds of Teh Internets, wilfully disregarding his preference for sneaking this unGermanic birthday business in under the radar in the hopes that everyone will ignore it. It would make me strangely happy if as many people as possible would email or phone him with birthday greetings, which would (a) simultaneously annoy and amuse him, and (b) go some way towards assuaging my guilt at not having been able to think up a present for him. He's hell to buy for, and my inventiveness kinda dried up after the sizzling inspiration of the original Star Wars theatrical releases on DVD for Christmas. There should probably be a law against birthdays occurring too close to Christmas, it's wearing on the gift-provisionally-challenged. I'll wait for something to occur to me randomly at some later stage when he's least expecting it. Heh.
Life is a bowl of cherries this morning. Fresh cherries are reasonably cheap in the shops at the moment, and there's something curiously satisfying about cherries for breakfast. Although I have to restrain my impulse to spit the pips out of my third-floor window at passing students. Students have no business cluttering up campus at this time of year, they're probably writing supps or doing summer term courses, and are therefore academically dodgy and deserve aerial pip bombardment. Although the Dean probably wouldn't like it, so I merely think wistfully about it, instead. Lawful Good, that's me. Occasionally.
Edited to add: stvil has updated the Evil Landlord's blog, a sort of Baudrillardian simulacrum written by lots of people not including the Evil Landlord, with a fine and vintage display of Goon Show pseudo-German. Bring your own pickelhaube, and read at your peril.
Life is a bowl of cherries this morning. Fresh cherries are reasonably cheap in the shops at the moment, and there's something curiously satisfying about cherries for breakfast. Although I have to restrain my impulse to spit the pips out of my third-floor window at passing students. Students have no business cluttering up campus at this time of year, they're probably writing supps or doing summer term courses, and are therefore academically dodgy and deserve aerial pip bombardment. Although the Dean probably wouldn't like it, so I merely think wistfully about it, instead. Lawful Good, that's me. Occasionally.
Edited to add: stvil has updated the Evil Landlord's blog, a sort of Baudrillardian simulacrum written by lots of people not including the Evil Landlord, with a fine and vintage display of Goon Show pseudo-German. Bring your own pickelhaube, and read at your peril.
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Happy Birthday to your Evil Landlord
Date: Tuesday, 6 January 2009 09:44 am (UTC)re: cherry stones. You could try spitting them into flowerbeds/shrub borders & see what comes up?
Re: Happy Birthday to your Evil Landlord
Date: Tuesday, 6 January 2009 10:14 am (UTC)I more or less meant for people who actually know the Evil Landlord to mail him, I think the sudden appearance of random wishes from total strangers on different continents might be more disconcerting than pleasurable. Although if he doesn't notice this one I might escalate it next year. Memo to self, in 2010 start snowballing internet meme culminating in a strategic post on, eg, Neil Gaiman's blog and ending up with three million complete strangers mailing the EL birthday greetings...
Re: Happy Birthday to your Evil Landlord
Date: Tuesday, 6 January 2009 10:26 am (UTC)You never know, the composting thing might work. Though all I've ever managed to grow from composted potato peelings was very well flavoured potatoes! So I'm not complaining.
Re: Happy Birthday to your Evil Landlord
Date: Tuesday, 6 January 2009 11:21 am (UTC)Re: Happy Birthday to your Evil Landlord
Date: Tuesday, 6 January 2009 07:10 pm (UTC)That said, any opportunity to make him squirm pleases me. ::evil laugh::
Hugs,
Dayle/Rhieinwen
Cherry stones
Date: Tuesday, 6 January 2009 07:34 pm (UTC)The Hoff wishes you a Happy Birthday
Date: Tuesday, 6 January 2009 12:00 pm (UTC)Edit: also http://www.flickr.com/photos/cabb/sets/72157605832586681/
Re: The Hoff wishes you a Happy Birthday
Date: Tuesday, 6 January 2009 01:55 pm (UTC)Re: The Hoff wishes you a Happy Birthday
Date: Tuesday, 6 January 2009 01:59 pm (UTC)