Hab SoSlI' Quch!

[freckles_and_doubt]

Apparently Pandora is feeling inadequate in the Klingon Eyebrows department, because she appears to be trying to acquire a facsimile thereof, presumably in imitation of Jyn. She's done this by sticking her face into something, I'm not sure what, probably braai ash, although where the hell she found it is anyone's guess as I don't braai and she's too damned lazy to jump over the courtyard wall to access neighbouring braai remains. (I appear to have, by devious cosmic processes, two full felines who are sadly deficit in the Jump module. Must be something in the water. Not that we have much water, but still.)

Anyway. Imitation Klingon eyebrows.



She jumped onto my lap on the sofa yesterday, while I was peaceably reading Teen Wolf fanfic (seriously, more dodgy wolf-pack unscience than you care to know about, although conversely, quite good pr0n), and I looked up to pet her, saw the Face and lost it completely. She was deeply offended by my laughing and sat with her tail lashing for quite ten minutes.

My subject line is a terrible Klingon insult which apparently translates as "Your mother has a smooth forehead!".

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[bronchitikat.livejournal.com]

Teehee too. Better not tell Pandora.

BTW - how d'you get cats without Jumpability, useful as it might be?

[freckles_and_doubt]

My current theory is that it's interesting programming choices, they've had the Jump modules cut to make space for, variously, Extra Eyebrows, Extra Cussedness or Extra Fur Distribution. More seriously, Pandora is just a bit fat and lazy, and Jyn has always been weirdly timid for a cat, she's quite tentative in the usual kitten activities which might involve flinging herself around the show. Vet checks have never picked up anything concrete, but I suspect she may have either balance issues or slight muscular weaknesses. I am fairly accepting of having Cats who simply don't Cat at full power in that particular aspect of Catness.