Ruthless Rhymes for Stupid Students, II

[freckles_and_doubt]

My efforts fail to grip, 'tis true:
dolts leave the lecture halfway through.
Good preparation checks my tears:
outside the door, they're munched by bears.

This is fun! I feel better already.

Comments

Completely Ruth-free

[(Anonymous)]

Bears may munch, machine-guns chatter.
Foolish youth no longer quit or natter.

Oops, you've killed them all?
Never fear, the academic year is fleeting
Next intake is in the fall.

:)
A

[bumpycat.livejournal.com]

Your music choice says "Some boys wander". Is this a version I haven't heard, a typo, or a deliberate comment ... ? :)

Bumpy fails goth geek roll!

[extemporanea.livejournal.com]

It's an actual album, to which I am currently listening in evil bootleg borrowed from one of the MA students in the dept. It's obscure early versions, unpublished stuff, B sides, that sort of thing. Quite a lot of "Colours"-style heavy beat with vague tune, instrumental not vocal. Other versions of "Lucretia" and "This Corrosion." Some stuff I've never heard of at all, but then I'm not actually a huge Sisters geek.

Re: Bumpy fails goth geek roll!

[bumpycat.livejournal.com]

Curses! And I could have avoided this with 5 minutes of research!

lofty sneer

[(Anonymous)]

My heart is hard 'gainst those who leave
- it's their destruction that they weave.
They spurn my class with lofty sneer;
I'll see them, chastened, back next year.

wolverine_nun

Re: lofty sneer

[extemporanea.livejournal.com]

Tchah! and she says metre and rhyme are hard. *applauds wildly*. Spot on, although insufficiently ruthless. The aim here is buckets of blood.

Re: lofty sneer

[(Anonymous)]

That took quite a long time, with scratched out lines on a pad of paper and lots of gazing off into the distance, thinking of rhymes.

As for violence, I'll try harder next time :)

w_n